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THE EXTRAORDINARY ADVENTURES OF MR SAILORMAN!!!
Mr SailorMan goes outside, to discover Yellow Brick Road!
He's a little fascinated with the story of The Wizard of Oz? Although strangely, in the story that he was read when he was younger, apparently Dorothy punches one of the Munchkin's to the ground in fear when she first meets them, the shoes are actually 'rockafella' boots which are exceedingly difficult to walk in, leading to an on-going joke throughout the first part of the story about Dorothy falling over.
She is then mugged and has them stolen from her by the troll(who apparently has to steal them because if he doesn't his family will be killed by flying monkeys) who lives under the yellow brick road which is actually a bridge.
The tin man gets a brain from a No-Face that stands guard at the end of the bridge, whom of which you have to distract with gold to get past.
They then take a wrong turn and end up in Narnia, which they then have to go through and solve all of that mess.
(these last two parts personally are the bits that confuse me as those stories were not created for many years afterwards, but you never know. It could perhaps have been taken out at a later edit and stolen, just like the fact that there were originally 30 characters in the alphabet, something of which Kojima uses his characters to explain to us, towards the end of Sons Of Liberty, along with the real problem that was y2k.)
But when that is solved and they finally do make it to Oz, the wizard has died from a pulmonary oedema after getting the spontaneous idea and want to go swimming in the lake outside his castle(which is actually a mansion) even though he cannot swim.
We then find that Dorothy is the mastermind behind this whole thing and she actually IS the Wicked Witch that got 'crushed' by the house, which is not actually a house but a police box- Tardis- and it actually crushed Dorothy's aunt who came with her after that whole 'twister' thing which didn't happen(it was timetravel).
The Wizard that was killed off was actually Doctor Who who was murdered by the flying monkeys that then gave Dorothy her boots back, which she ordered them to steal to avoid any suspicion as to her real identity(not that it was needed).
She then turns the tin man, the lion, who is actually a werewolf, and the scarecrow, who is actually a voodoo doll into frogs, with the power emitted from the tips of her fingers whilst laughing maniacly.
Still laughing she turns- not looking where she is going- to trip over in the boots at the foot of a persian rug, falling into a pale of water.
Immediately she is left incarcerated, therefore changing the voodoo doll, tin man and werewolf back from being frogs, the Witch briefly having lost her powers.
(Mr SailorMan would like to use this space to explain that voodoo was originally a good thing, used to 'help' people, but due to the idiots who were scared of this power due to lack of understanding it, it was made sure that it was passed down in the generations that voodoo was a bad thing and that you should fear it, casting it away as fooey.)
The tin man, incredibly smart with the brain from NoFace, jumps upon the fact that the Witch is incarcerated, ripping Dorothy to shreds and removing the heart, brain and whatnot to give to the others.
They then become the most powerful of all the land and end up ruling the kingdom for a thousand dynasties.
During this time, the werewolf marries a vampire and has hybrid babies named Helheim, Niflheim and Avalon.
The tin man dies after being trapped within a bear trap that was craftily set up by NoFace, so that he could reclaim his brain.
NoFace then takes the place that the tin man left, alongside the werewolf and voodoo doll, both of which never really liked the tin man, they thought that his brain was losing bolts faster than a car loses value as you drive it away from the dealership, when he decided that butterfly warriors would be a good idea.
The voodoo doll re-establishes his rightful place as a recognised alternative medicinal therapist and starts earning big bucks, buying a dragon as his first pet.
The dragon(christened Lava) later saves him from a fire at the mansion, the fire of which the dragon has never gained courage enough to admit that it was he that started the fire after sneezing violently when trying to install an Aloe Vera plug-in airfresher to cover the stench that Dorothy, the Witch, had left behind her.
But this may all be because he was raised in the pits of the Underworld.
My regards to anyone who actually read all of that garbody-gook!
It took me like an hour to come up with it!
Mr SailorMan goes outside, to discover Yellow Brick Road!
He's a little fascinated with the story of The Wizard of Oz? Although strangely, in the story that he was read when he was younger, apparently Dorothy punches one of the Munchkin's to the ground in fear when she first meets them, the shoes are actually 'rockafella' boots which are exceedingly difficult to walk in, leading to an on-going joke throughout the first part of the story about Dorothy falling over.
She is then mugged and has them stolen from her by the troll(who apparently has to steal them because if he doesn't his family will be killed by flying monkeys) who lives under the yellow brick road which is actually a bridge.
The tin man gets a brain from a No-Face that stands guard at the end of the bridge, whom of which you have to distract with gold to get past.
They then take a wrong turn and end up in Narnia, which they then have to go through and solve all of that mess.
(these last two parts personally are the bits that confuse me as those stories were not created for many years afterwards, but you never know. It could perhaps have been taken out at a later edit and stolen, just like the fact that there were originally 30 characters in the alphabet, something of which Kojima uses his characters to explain to us, towards the end of Sons Of Liberty, along with the real problem that was y2k.)
But when that is solved and they finally do make it to Oz, the wizard has died from a pulmonary oedema after getting the spontaneous idea and want to go swimming in the lake outside his castle(which is actually a mansion) even though he cannot swim.
We then find that Dorothy is the mastermind behind this whole thing and she actually IS the Wicked Witch that got 'crushed' by the house, which is not actually a house but a police box- Tardis- and it actually crushed Dorothy's aunt who came with her after that whole 'twister' thing which didn't happen(it was timetravel).
The Wizard that was killed off was actually Doctor Who who was murdered by the flying monkeys that then gave Dorothy her boots back, which she ordered them to steal to avoid any suspicion as to her real identity(not that it was needed).
She then turns the tin man, the lion, who is actually a werewolf, and the scarecrow, who is actually a voodoo doll into frogs, with the power emitted from the tips of her fingers whilst laughing maniacly.
Still laughing she turns- not looking where she is going- to trip over in the boots at the foot of a persian rug, falling into a pale of water.
Immediately she is left incarcerated, therefore changing the voodoo doll, tin man and werewolf back from being frogs, the Witch briefly having lost her powers.
(Mr SailorMan would like to use this space to explain that voodoo was originally a good thing, used to 'help' people, but due to the idiots who were scared of this power due to lack of understanding it, it was made sure that it was passed down in the generations that voodoo was a bad thing and that you should fear it, casting it away as fooey.)
The tin man, incredibly smart with the brain from NoFace, jumps upon the fact that the Witch is incarcerated, ripping Dorothy to shreds and removing the heart, brain and whatnot to give to the others.
They then become the most powerful of all the land and end up ruling the kingdom for a thousand dynasties.
During this time, the werewolf marries a vampire and has hybrid babies named Helheim, Niflheim and Avalon.
The tin man dies after being trapped within a bear trap that was craftily set up by NoFace, so that he could reclaim his brain.
NoFace then takes the place that the tin man left, alongside the werewolf and voodoo doll, both of which never really liked the tin man, they thought that his brain was losing bolts faster than a car loses value as you drive it away from the dealership, when he decided that butterfly warriors would be a good idea.
The voodoo doll re-establishes his rightful place as a recognised alternative medicinal therapist and starts earning big bucks, buying a dragon as his first pet.
The dragon(christened Lava) later saves him from a fire at the mansion, the fire of which the dragon has never gained courage enough to admit that it was he that started the fire after sneezing violently when trying to install an Aloe Vera plug-in airfresher to cover the stench that Dorothy, the Witch, had left behind her.
But this may all be because he was raised in the pits of the Underworld.
My regards to anyone who actually read all of that garbody-gook!
It took me like an hour to come up with it!
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Make
Canon
Model
Canon PowerShot A1000 IS
Shutter Speed
1/50 second
Aperture
F/5.6
Focal Length
25 mm
ISO Speed
200
Date Taken
Dec 28, 2009, 1:51:57 PM
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this is just adorable! :] 